lifehack

Someone who does not know how to live well. A person who never gets the big picture.Someone who dwells on unimportant things.

I was talking to fran about the big questions of life, and all the sudden dick walks up and pops off with,"so are we gunna order some pizza or what?" What a lifehack!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

Lifefail

Someone who generally fails at life.

That guy is such a lifefail.

by Richard Wade June 12, 2008

0 and a lifetime

pronouced like the letter "O and a lifetime", this phrase is commonly used while watching baseball games and someone who isn't hitting the ball well is at the plate.

Oriole Fan #1 - There's two outs, bases loaded in the bottom of the 9th, who's on deck?

Oriole Fan #2 - Miguel Tejada

Oriole Fan #1 - Oh great, Tejada is "0 and a lifetime" against this pitcher. It's over.

by Huha93 December 8, 2010

Lifestyles

A bottom of the barrel condom found in university health centers, student fairs, and the second-to-outermost pocket of your backpack. Used only in the direst of emergencies, and by skeezy guys with an aptitude for saying "yo, babe, can I take this off?"

"I pay 70k a year, and the student center only has fucking Lifestyles?"

by collegekid20000 October 5, 2018

inferior subhuman lifeform

1. k-intox

2. morbidly obese 40 year old metalhead

Look at those inferior subhuman lifeforms in #revolution talking about death metal and double bacon cheeseburgers

by The almighty666 July 14, 2009

lifestyle anarchy

living on the edge. extreme/hardcore styles of existence.

you: "hey faggots, lifestyle anarchy!"

faggots: "what?"

by satanarchist May 14, 2008

lifeform

would stand for an extraterestrial being with too much time on its hands tends to be quite the smartalec.hahaha

look at the joker what a lifeform!

by Wraith May 18, 2004