pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.

(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?

by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017

They're Just kids bro

But muh kid bro. It's just kids. You don't have to do the kids though because I'm not going to listen to you either way or something.

Hym "They're just kids bro and the people shooting them are ALSO just kids and if you were to actually articulate what you are doing to me and ask yourselves if you want just your kids to die so that you can do this the answer would not be yes. And you can think it's good all you want but I'm not going to let you make me work and I'm not going to let you make me improve myself. I'm not living for your kids but they will die for me if I don't get my credit and payment. There is no nobility in this self-righteous sacrifice of yours. You thought this was something it wasn't and now you will not stop paying the cost until stop doing the thing. Fuck your kids."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

Green Screen Kids

A kid in YouTube that use a YouTube Shorts features, Green Screen. Many people hate this types of kid. In their opinion, They ruin the video by record a good video and they put their face or body and move randomly. They can also be annoying, Because they get more views and likes than a YouTuber who puts more efforts.

"Stop Green Screen kid!" "Green Screen Kids are annoying!"

by Imaweebandimrich!!1!!11!! January 27, 2024

Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking

Phrase to discretely say sex in relation to another person.

“Do you hear that noise over there”

“Yeah it sounds like some Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking”

“No I think they’re just having sex”

by Trentavious August 13, 2023

Kid punisher

When you nut on a girls teeth and then slam your knee into a girls mouth until she’s unconscious

I wanna try new things with my girl but I’m not sure what

You could always do the kid punisher

Your right! They need to learn a lesson to not roam around in my balls

by Yek December 22, 2020

Kid

the thing you wanna round-house kick in the face because they threw a sock at you for no reason.

this was made by (ImNotTatvm) on twitter

'have you seen that kid?'
'Oh yea i heard they tried to kill you with a butter knife'

by ImNotTatvm November 22, 2021

Sour Patch Kids

When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.

I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.

My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids

by Dat1boii June 19, 2020