Chad cum slut

When you are normally top but for the most masculine man in the room you instantly become a bottom

You see Jared over there he is such a Chad cum slut

by IrishMafiaXD September 18, 2022

scraby-cum

A type of cum so sharp it gives you a scrab, or causes a scrabbydy

Your scraby-cum made me a scrabbydy on my knee

by ScrabbydyDoo January 07, 2021

Cum swap machine

A machine that will swap cum from one penis to another. It hurts, at first. But you will soon get over it.

Don't make me use a cum swap machine on you!

by chrissypren April 01, 2021

Jump Cum

When you’re banging a girl from behind and she’s on a step stool but too high so you have to jump multiple times to cum in her.

That chick’s like 4 foot two! Definitely gonna have to jump cum!

by DidntNahSoIChecked March 20, 2022

Cum snacher

A person who robs men of their semi and or testicle's

Bob and David were in a fight and Bob ripped off David's nuts Bob is the new cum snacher

by I FUCK DOORS May 05, 2022

Somalian Cum Kettle

Somalian Cum Kettle- A plastic coated device used to catch pre-ejac when one does the helicopter with their meat stick at high rpms

I was bored so I decided to do the helicopter with my over sized man wing. Pre ejac started to fly so to tidy things up a bit I decided to try out my new Somalian Cum Kettle! It worked like a champ by catching two quarts of man glue!

by Theshattalker April 13, 2017

Cum Bracket

To ejaculate in-between the breasts of a partner

I gave her a cum bracket yesterday!

He doesn't like the idea of a cum bracket! What a jerk.

by Flaglicks September 21, 2022