Monkey dick punch

The act of being monkey dick punched.

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.

by MonkeyDickPunch October 9, 2023

Shitfaced monkey

someone who annoys you

"GOD SHE IS SUCH A SHITFACED MONKEY"

by homogaycheese August 30, 2023

Monkey Tuesday

It means that you found your lover for forever

Yes she really is a monkey Tuesday

by TheMonkeyman1320 July 14, 2022

grease monkey

a fat greasy american

"have you seen gorlock the destroyer?"
"yeah, what a grease monkey"

by Anal_lube_and_rice December 3, 2024

The Infinite Monkey Theorem

Everything that can happen, will happen, given enough time.

A: Did you hear? The Patriots came back from a 25 point deficit to win the Superbowl!
B: Wow, that's like stuff from the Infinite Monkey Theorem.

by Azshara October 7, 2020

Monkey science

Experimentation via trial and error,

or the act of throwing poop at a wall and seeing what sticks.

friend 1: "hey bro, let's go do some Monkey science."
friend 2: "that's a great idea, let's go make some scatological discoveries!"

by big whisker July 5, 2023

autistic monkey

the official species of the legend named aman

you’re a whole autistic monkey

by yeaididthat December 7, 2019