squish the cat

working a vagina really hard

I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!

by vajunkguy October 26, 2014

cat

A cat is a cute furry animal that lives in the sea in a house shaped as a carrot. They like to eat cheese and jellyfish with their Pepsi max for dinner. They don't care about others and only care about themselves and their food. They are fluffy and cute but they are also very mean and will scratch you if you go near them.

LUCIE: "hey Flo, your CAT is in my back garden!"
FLO: "sorry. he must be on his vacation away from home!"

by hi_itsflo May 6, 2020

Cats

A musical that should have been eradicated by the pits of hell long ago.

That damn Cats musical should die.

by ahyes/disestablishmentarianism July 20, 2022

cat

amazing creature

Person 1: "See that thing... what is it.. it's so beautiful and soft.."
Person 2 : "It's a cat.. cats really are beautiful and soft, ya know?'

by catsxarexawesome November 9, 2018

Fresh Cat

Fresh Cat is the opposite of Raw Dog. You stayed strapped during intercourse until it falls off.

I was fresh catting this girl until my strap exploded.

by GetDucked May 24, 2016

Cats

Cats are cute cuddly furry little (or huge!) creatures. They are lovable felines (even though they have razor sharp claws!) and are great to have around. They also double as a mouse trap! So for conclusion... cats are life! Yay!

Cuddles+ affection+love+fur= Cats!

by Greencat38 October 27, 2020

Jaide’s cat

Dead.

1st guy “my cat is dead”
2nd dude “lol bad, Jaide’s cat is too”

by TheMoistPengu February 27, 2022