dick buttoned

getting buggered in central park by a gang of black dudes who never watch figure skating,

I was smoking a joint with my figure skating friend Dean walking thru a park in NYC, when all of a sudden we were Dick Buttoned by a bunch of guys hiding in the bushes!

by happylovingcouple January 7, 2014

sisco dick

Best dick anyone could give.

He gave me some sisco dick.

I'm lacking some sisco dick.

by Purplesunprincess117 May 23, 2017

dick pilot

it means where a woman rides your dick untill your head spins

i got dick piloted now im itchy

by Bad Habit April 23, 2006

Dick twitch

When your dick twitches unnoticeably and uncontrollably

"Why the fuck did my dick twitch "

by Doorhanblue January 3, 2017

Chucky Dick

One of the greated beaks or chirps toward another player. Meaning: Chucky the dolls dick.

"Hey #3 wanna fight, Chucky dick"
#3- ".........."

by Zach & Klaeton January 11, 2012

Zombie dick

What your finger looks like after injuring and becoming an absolute bloody mess under neath the fingernail

"You were so trashed last night when you slammed your finger in the door. How's that feeling today"
"Well, it feels fine, but it looks like a zombie dick"

by bamasa37sb34 January 19, 2014

dick damage

Dick Damage: to asses the collateral damage or mistake of having children. Risk Management.

I have to pay fucking child support!!! I did massive dick damage.

I need a Vasectomy to prevent dick damage.

by NasX December 1, 2009