by Pottbellyocassional June 25, 2025

by cmr1213 December 26, 2018

Cats are electronics that pose as pets so the government can spy on little girls eating macaroni and cheese. they are programmed to make noise at you indicating they need batteries but instead, we have grown to be smarter and just share the mac n cheese. thus far cats can hurt us. be wary at night when they try to murder you with their claws. the government is trying to downsize the population with this plan to make america a utopia and cat paradise.
by HimikoHimeno on tiktok. October 14, 2021

An alien, has four legs, a long tail, and can teleport with ease. It can do anything for it is an all powerful creature, but is too lazy to.
by coffeybeegood March 15, 2019

Cat person 1: I couldn't find my cat roller this morning so I have to go through the whole day today with all these cat hairs on me.
by J.J. Georvid February 2, 2017

by Your_local_burrito May 23, 2023

IT is a Phat thing that eats at the rate of one kibble per millisecond and gets as large as a semi-truck and when you go to stroke it it jumps on you with semi truck weight.
by Weird_Shit_Master November 2, 2022
