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cat trapping

The act of cock blocking intended for females trying to hook up
Emma, you are cat trapping me and grace.
by cmr1213 December 26, 2018
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Cats

Cats are electronics that pose as pets so the government can spy on little girls eating macaroni and cheese. they are programmed to make noise at you indicating they need batteries but instead, we have grown to be smarter and just share the mac n cheese. thus far cats can hurt us. be wary at night when they try to murder you with their claws. the government is trying to downsize the population with this plan to make america a utopia and cat paradise.
mhh baby your cats is full of anus juice
by HimikoHimeno on tiktok. October 14, 2021
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Cat

An alien, has four legs, a long tail, and can teleport with ease. It can do anything for it is an all powerful creature, but is too lazy to.
by coffeybeegood March 15, 2019
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Cat roller

The action of always using your lint roller just for collecting cat hairs on your clothes.
Cat person 1: I couldn't find my cat roller this morning so I have to go through the whole day today with all these cat hairs on me.
by J.J. Georvid February 2, 2017
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Cat

A cat is a animal that will beg for food non stop and eat your body alive when you die
Oh that person died, 2 days later we found out the cat ate it to survive
by Your_local_burrito May 23, 2023
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Cat

IT is a Phat thing that eats at the rate of one kibble per millisecond and gets as large as a semi-truck and when you go to stroke it it jumps on you with semi truck weight.
The cat ate the kibble shaped house in 15 milliseconds this morning.
by Weird_Shit_Master November 2, 2022
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