do your poopin at home

You walk into a public bathroom in the morning and you see feet under the stall.

And your buddy yells do your poopin at home to embarras the guy.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

do a ferrari

to fuck something up really badly

they ought to do a ferrari this weekend, its unevitable

by dasdsagdfd September 4, 2022

do dishes

wash（do） the dishes

My brother would do dishes if there was any

by mapleinaut March 19, 2017

Doing a John Roberts

You are doing a John Roberts when you try to give both sides something to call a win.

Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*

by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020

Doing a kazmi

To get married without telling your friends to avoid having to go through with a stag-do

You never guess what Shuaib did, he told us all he was visiting Pakistan with his family and he ended up doing a Kazmi

by Mustafa the great November 21, 2019

Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell

Lose the game you're trying to play or lose a child. Now.

Hym "Lying to yourself about what you're doing to you can say I can't defeat God/Escape Hell."

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025