Cheese

Fabric of the universe.

That cheese is so handsome!

by xYourGirlForeverx September 15, 2021

Nolan has dick cheese

This is a statement that any man named Nolan has an overwhelming amount of dick cheese.

Do you guys smell that? Is that Nolan! Nolan has dick cheese!

by hatdogman_6 January 25, 2024

Sticky Cheese

When a man who is uncircumcised hasn't taken a shower and cums through their dick cheese.

Damn bro, I haven't showered in so long that I accidentally gave my girlfriend a Sticky Cheese.

Gross, dude!

by David Double D July 10, 2024

fishy cheese doodle

A vagina filled with Cheeto puff dust.

I’d rather haven’t vagina become a fishy cheese doodle than have sex with Donald Trump.

by Chester CP September 25, 2018

wisconsin cow cheese

When somebody likes to eat cow nuts covered with cheese

dude wisconsin cow cheese tastes like a sweety ball sack

by cowcheesee April 13, 2010

string cheese abuse

Chomping, cutting, or ripping and eating chunks of a string cheese portion is considered string cheese abuse. It is difficult to isolate this colloquialism. It is, however, more common than one may expect.

String cheese is intended to be shredded along the length of its geometric pattern. It is shared in delicate threads and tendrils between grotesque, dairy fiend, farting lovers. Their friends may brind them celery and other greens in desperate attempts to mitigate certain consequences of this decadence if it persists for too long.

Yes, dear, but I'm making a dish that requires these chunks of mozerrella, so we are committing sanctioned string cheese abuse.

by Delphius July 6, 2019

The cheese

The act of shoving a wedge of cheese up the anus of a female, then reaching in and pulling out the cheese at high speeds of at least 490mph then eating it.

*slams desk* C H E E S E

I the cheesed myself last night.

by Ur dad’s lawnmower February 2, 2022