Noun. When you get a turd halfway out but it gets stuck in the breech, and won't go either way. Often you bear down thinking you can push it but gas just blows past your shit scuttle while it remains lodged in the poop portal.
by Sig63 April 08, 2020
by UchihaGod February 02, 2016
Phrase commonly used to show fear that you are going to shit yourself.
Commonly used by mia Briggs in the game dead by daylight.
Commonly used by mia Briggs in the game dead by daylight.
by Frujgfyujncfyhn July 07, 2023
by P4K_öŘĮgïñªł July 15, 2023
The act of spreading one's ass cheeks and placing the butt hole on another party's (willing or unwilling) nose.
by jibjab337 April 04, 2014
County jail brown brief: the fresh white underwear that the county gives you to wear along with the blue shirt and pants.
Deputy : everybody line up…
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
Inmate: everybody get in line.
Deputy: tell them your size and go. Don’t hold the line. Whatever you get you cannot exchange it. Are we clear?
Inmate: large
Deputy: next
Inmate: small
Inmate: yo dept? Can I get a white one. This one is brown
Deptuty: they’re all the same. Next!
Inmate: yo dept. This one is brown. In the middle there’s poop on it…
Deputy: let me see that. Hold it up. Show me. Well what do you know. Next
Inmate: can I exchange it?
Deputy: nope. Wash it!
Inmate: that’s “county jail brown brief”
by Bigbirddebelen November 10, 2022
When you defecate on a dildo and throw it at a long range, your partner tries to catch it in their mouth.
by popkxw May 05, 2024