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brown dynamite

When your half-indian friend convinces a female person on tumblr to suck his dick while playing guitar hero on hard mode. In some cases other female sexes are joining in to tickle ones ballsack.
Yo fam, this friend of mine pulled off the brown dynamite. No way!
by Cuntwoggle March 25, 2017
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Andy Brown

The richest man in all of owensound. Smokes ass and eats grass. Gives a mean western grip hand job too.
Stranger: wait, are you Macaulay Culkin?
Andy: Mmmmm, nope, my name is Andy Brown and I’m a white fuck that has autism running deep thru my family tree.
by Gbabyhuuuuaaaahhhh April 1, 2022
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Brown Waldo

When you shit in a girl’s eyelids and then eat her out while she tries to play where’s Waldo.
Customer: “Hey, can I buy this book of Where’s Waldo?”

Cashier: “aren’t you a little old for that?”
Customer: “I’m going to give my girl a brown Waldo later.”
by Evening Steven March 11, 2023
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Brown Face

The Act of smearing a zebra's shit all over your face to the point you can't see and your brown because you smeared zebra shit all over you face cause your brown
Im Canceling you for brown face
by Bangin' your daddy February 19, 2023
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Houghton Brown

Laying a poo on someone's front lawn.

Person 1: what did you do to them

Person 2: I smashed them with the old Houghton Brown
I hate that guy, so I hit him up with a Houghton Brown
by BigHughy February 25, 2023
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Havana Brown Omelette

When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.
Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.
by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021
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Brown Nazi

Brown person who doesn't like other brown people.
Sanjeev: Why do you hate me
Arav: Because I'm a brown nazi
by JefftheGOAT009 October 16, 2018
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