mad nutted

When someone looks ugly as shit!

Guy 1: Damn you look mad nutted!
Guy 2: 😢

by Big Dick Reynini February 16, 2017

No Nut November

A stupid month that covers up the real problem. The month is actually called "Mowvember" to raise awareness for prostate and testicular cancer along with mens suicide rates. Stop covering it up with No Nut November

John: "Dude it's No Nut November!"
Me: "Stop covering up actual issues."

by Fyredog28 November 2, 2020

No nut November

No but November other wise know as the (hell month) by most boys is when you are not allowed to nut for the entire month of you “fail”

Sheldon:did you fail no nut November already?
Cristian:Yea man sorry I couldn’t halo my self

by SUPERYEETFORNARNIA November 16, 2019

Nut Dip

The act of penetrating the vaginal entrance with a single testicle

That woman was crazy last night, she wanted to fit the whole sack, but she settled for a nut dip!

by Zez0wn3r January 17, 2020

Poo Nut

When you poop multiple mini little turds

Hey Jeff! Guess what! I just pooped 5 poo nuts!

by FLINAGAN December 17, 2017

stress nutting

When you are cramming for a test, but instead of studding, you decide to bust a fat nut into your textbook or notes.

Bro I couldn't take it anymore, i have cum all over my walls from stress nutting

by The Str3ss Nutt3r l33t April 20, 2018

Nut Cupper

Celebrities who adopt bat shit crazy religious beliefs and supports and defends their charismatic leader regardless of how debased, perverse, manipulative, or abusive they are.

Examples of nut cuppers in history and current culture:

Tom Cruise is a nut cupper to David Miscavige.

Dieter F. Uchtdorf is a nut cupper for Rusty Nelson.

Porter Rockwell was a Nut cupper to Joseph Smith.

Nut Cupping is recognized by holding the arm to the square, with the forearm extended to a 45 degree angle and holding the hand in cupping shape with the fingers close together. That is the sign. I desire all to receive it.

If you happen to encounter a nut cupper on screen or IRL, it is proper to give them the sign.

The other day while I was watching Top Gun Maverick, I saw the nut cupper Tom Cruise. I offered the sign up to Tom Cruise during his performance. This did nourish and strengthen me.

by Heber and Rhoda June 14, 2022