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when you masturbate to hard

Michael: yo bro imma go watch porn
Bro: ok
12 mins later
Bro: why are your pants white?
Michael: i cummed while watching porn

when you masturbate to fast cum

by i am only in 3rd grade dont as August 4, 2023

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Cum Calypso

This is where somebody drinks cum from a condom

So, Patric Philip gizzed in a condom, then decided to perform cum calypso and drink it from the condom. Squeezing the condom to get every last drop from the vessel.

by Mikool77 January 17, 2025

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Don't Cum In My Lungs

DCIML- Don’t Cum In My Lungs

Used when something is so funny that it hurts your lungs from how hard you're laughing. Adapted from the urban phrase "don't clart my lungs".

Don't cum in my lungs, this shit is hilarious.

by greenbot4 February 20, 2023

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Cum guzzling skank whore

A female thing that sexts 50+ dudes and calls them all baby. She will fuck them in less than 3 days 7 tops. Most likely known under other names as well.

That's the cum guzzling skank whore from the fair trying for baby number four.

Slut, skank, hoe, whore, dirty, nasty, cum guzzling slut

by Whoresihate August 15, 2016

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you make think because of the name that he is a boy with a big load, but no, this boy has erectile dysfunction and a tiny penis. His name says cumming but he doesn't stand to what it says, hes shooting blanks. He is secretly a homosexual but doesn't want to admit it but he goes on omegle live chat to show his dick to grown men and strangers just so he wont feel bad about being gay in front of what little friends he has.

Girlfriend: youre being such a sebastien cumming babe, you havent came in me all night!!

by pussydestroyer12312343 February 27, 2020

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