watermelon cat

A cat with a backstory made by memezee

"Watermelon cat is the goat fr fr no cap"

by epic guy the 3rd May 26, 2024

Cat

A fattass lazy animal that sits around all day doing nothing and barley apritiats the owner who has to constantly work four hours and hours to earn money too keep them ALIVE

dog owner: dogs are better than cats

cat owner: True

by bonjor misur January 23, 2021

cat

pussy cat is wet

hi idiot u are a wet pussy cat

by lamuel spaing July 24, 2022

Cat

A foo that suck in Fantasy Football

Cat lost to Gaby in fantasy football.

by Treeman4200 November 23, 2021

Cat

A intelligent warm blooded mammal, they are furry at most points and come in many different types, they have sharp retractable claws and know how to hunt and clean themselves, they also are quite loving and sweet most of the time.

Person1: "Hey! what type of Cat is that?"
Person2: " A(n) -insert breed here-

by ExtremeCatLover February 18, 2018

move the cat

An otherwise-pointless and often repetitive action that stands in the way of what you are actually trying to accomplish. So named for a cat’s habit of sitting on your keyboard when you are trying to type, and continually returning when taken off of it.

I want to cook a nice meal for myself, but my roommate left her papers all over the kitchen counter again. I’m getting tired of constantly having to move the cat.

by Sideroxylonreclinatum July 19, 2023

cat knuckle

smaller than a camel toe

Damn that one small camel toe, Jimmy: thats a cat knuckle.

by tavicars April 1, 2015