yard ornament

A dog which is tied up and left outside, never being let inside or taking of their chain.

"That poor dog, he's been a yard ornament all his life. People who just chain their dogs up shouldn't have dogs"

by holyvulpes December 19, 2017

barn yard dog

a person that is an idiot or does something very dumb.

Tom Taylor stop doing that your acting like a barn yard dog.

by amos blacklock July 31, 2023

to yard

To lug something heavy or awkward to another place. Referencing a chore.

I'm going to yard these groceries to the kitchen by myself then.

by Sedussa April 17, 2022

Yard

Usually meaning square up or get ready to fight. Sometimes "tuh" is said before or after the word

Debby: i heard you wanted to fight me
Cameron: you heard right. Bitch wassup
Debby: did you just call me a bitch!! Oh hell nah!!
Cameron:why tf you just standing there? Tuh yard bitch tf

by Sinful.kmp March 10, 2018

Yard Spam

Election Campaign signs that litter the front lawns and street medians, especially in November. Most annoying when multiple signs for the same person occupy the same few feet of grass.

Crook for Congress! Crook for Congress! Vote Crook!... ugh, look at all those signs: serious case of Yard Spam. I'm not going to vote for him now out of spite.

by ThLttLPrnc October 21, 2010

Yard sale

A place where you can pay to purchase other people’s shit that they don’t want anymore

Come on down to jimmies yard sale where you can buy my collection of used condoms

by Snakey Sneak September 7, 2019

Scotland Yard called…

“Scotland Yard called, they want their best detective back” is another way of saying No shit, Sherlock.

Person 1: You’ve just thrown a piece of gum on the ground, that’s littering.
Person 2: Scotland Yard called… they want their best detective back.

by anonymous April 7, 2024