Reading

Look behind you :)

I know you're reading this. The knowing of being watched.

by Joe NOT Biden July 05, 2020

Reading

You're doing it right now

If you can read this than you understand reading
If you can't read this than how are you reading this

by ispeelcorecttt June 06, 2022

Reading

Staring at a dead piece of wood for hours hallucinating

James: "How was reading?"
Bill: "Great this dead peice of wood is amazing."
James: "Im sure you had a great hallucination Bill ."

by NikleBeri May 09, 2019

Reading

staring at a dead tree and hallucinating

dude 1: bro what is bro 3 doing???

dude 2: chill bro he's just reading

dude 3: *continues staring blankly at dead trees bound together with glue onto a plastic spine

by Jimmy hahah March 20, 2019

Reading

You are doing it.

You are a dumbass if you are reading this

by No new name used by anyone els October 10, 2016

Reading

When you presently are in a book.

Stop reading Uncle Victor's story!

by bluebomb534 November 19, 2015

Reading

You're reading right now you idiot

I'm reading this book idiot

by Freekelheighmer October 18, 2021