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RAATHEYAN
"ABSOLUTE UNIT" - RANDOM SCOTTISH MAN WEARING A KILT

"KK" - RAATHEYAN THE ABSOLUTE UNIT
by xXx_420pu55y5l4y3r69_xXx December 4, 2018
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jizz unit

1. a group of people with cum nicknames.

2. a collection of sperm working together to make a mess.
Money shot is part of our jizz unit.
by sperma November 11, 2004
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United States

1: Largest economy in the world.
2: Has a retarded President.
3: Home to some of the wealthiest people in the world.
4: New York City actually sucks ass.
5: Has 270 million people.
6: REAL diverse.
7: Has every climate type in the world besides some other cold polar shit that no one cares about.
8: About 50% of the people in the U.S. are overweight or obese.
9: I'm not.
10: The other 50% are hot dirty bastards.
11: Capital is Washington D.C.
12: California is in the US!
13: So are some other 49 states..
14: Uses Democracy
15: South Park, Colorado
16: And a whole lot of other shit.

I live in America and I'm not a redneck, fat, racist, uneducated, and certainly not a Republican.

I also smoke marijuana.
by foam August 23, 2006
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DPG-Unit

Group of gansta rappaz formed by tha Dogg Pound and GGGGGGGGGGGGG G-Unit!!!!!!!!
them DPG-Unit Gangsta's make tha illest rap
by Marald August 21, 2003
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Chode Unit

Unit consisting of 50' Chodes (founder), Chodemaster (co-founder), Mexican Chode, Camel Chode, Guns N' Chodes, The Chode Game, Young Chode Buck, Tony Yayo Chodo.
Dont fuck with chode unit.
"Yo, check out chode unit, dey be kickin rishi's curry ass, yo."
by 50 (Fitty) Chode April 14, 2005
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Human Unit

Also known as an Hu. 1 Human Unit is the average amount of space taken by a single human, usually a 1 to 1.5 foot column around a person who is standing still. Many people like to take up several Hus, especially those who think they are exempt from the 'get the hell out of my personal space' rule.

Human units are used in places like movie theaters, where individuals are only given a certain amount of space, as well as in determining 'maximum occupancy' for any particular public place.
"This bed is made for 2 adults. If you don't want to sleep on the couch, you will learn to take up fewer human units."

- A Wife to her Husband
by Myxomorph June 20, 2009
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