Mexican Turn Table

The act in which a male has two females lay on their backs; He then proceeds to put two fingers on each hand into each women's vagina. He then spins the females in a DJ like rhythm thus resembling a turn table.

Hey Essay, I was over at your mom's place last night & her sister stopped by. They asked me if I wanted to do a Mexican Turn Table, so I flipped them bitches upside down and rubbed those pussies real hard.

by paulypizza November 10, 2012

turn my bluelights on

Having to press CTRL + A to be able to read text , or to hide a ugly pic .

The word comes from the fact that when you select text on windows , the text gets a blue background that makes it easier to read .

user a : Nice site layout but you'd change text color , i have to turn my bluelights on to read .
user b : Why ?

user a : The background color is too close to font color .
user b : i'd fix it .

by somεoηε August 26, 2009

turn lead into gold

(v.) To make something with little use profitable.

I can turn lead into gold.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004

Cannon Turn-around

A lame comeback involving the reversing of the same exact detail on it's creator, with very less impact.

Punk1: "You're a sad fuck."
Punk2: "no, YOU're a sad fuck."
Punk1 (wiser): "You're just an easy cannon turn-around machine".

by Nitedoosh December 4, 2010

main screen turn on

Part of the Zero Wing videogame intro. Also see all your base.

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.

by Kander October 27, 2003

one point turning

The act of driving an SUV or Truck through someone's yard or a corner lot for fun.

Dude we went one point turning last night and tore up the kid on the corners yard

by Phil Smooth October 30, 2017

Left Turned Tab

A Left Turned Tab is a beer can with a tab on it to which you simply mark you beer by turning the tab all the way left creating a Left Turned Tab. This method is usually seen being used by professionals only so please turn your tabs at your own risk.

I have to use the restroom. I'm going to mark my beer by using the Left Turned Tab method since I see Johnny already crushed his in and I can't just hold it in my hand because I need both hands to use the restroom.

by Packman314 November 30, 2019