Masturbation born out of necessity and desperation rather than pleasure. Typically a result of being stood up by a potential sexual partner to relieve the subsequent sadness and pent up desire left unfulfilled.
A: Hey buddy! How did it go with Becky last night? Blew her back out like a G right?
B: Nope, she ended up going radio silent an hour before we were supposed to meet. Had to struggle tug one out so I could sleep through the defeat.
B: Nope, she ended up going radio silent an hour before we were supposed to meet. Had to struggle tug one out so I could sleep through the defeat.
by philanderousmonk666 December 10, 2018
Get the Struggle tugmug. by AcceleratedAsystole September 14, 2022
Get the Tug-a-Slugmug. Breakfast in bed with a happy ending.
I had a day off so my ol' lady woke me up to grub and tug this morning, then I blazed some chronic and went back to sleep.
by Timmy Neutron Squared April 29, 2016
Get the Grub and tugmug. by Batacklad September 5, 2022
Get the Rub and tugmug. When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.
by Stop Pooping January 21, 2024
Get the Tallahassee Tug of Warmug. The act of sitting a woman down with her arms stretched out to her sides, two men put their penises inside the hand and proceed with inverse pelvic movements to jack themselves off, one wins round of Kentucky tug-of-war by shooting a load across the arm and into the woman’s ear.
“Yeah I convinced my brother to let his girlfriend give me and my friend a Kentucky tug-of-war, what? Hell no I didn’t explain what it meant.”
by Casual_as_Carbon August 10, 2024
Get the Kentucky tug-of-warmug. The act of simultaneously taking a dump while tugging one out. A multitasking maneuver performed on he porcelain throne, combining relief with release.
"Bro, I was running late this morning so I pulled a full-on Turd Tug before work
- efficiency at its finest."
- efficiency at its finest."
by Dirtay Dave September 19, 2025
Get the Turd Tugmug.