Tug Tug Splat

The car game of masturbating in the back seat in the interest of finishing in the eyes of the driver, causing and accident is the primary goal

Just had a quality game of Tug Tug Splat with Grandma

by The Bows July 11, 2015

Tuscan Tug

Giving a farm boy a handjob behind the barn

It’s not gay to do a Tuscan Tug at sunset. That shits romantic as fuck

by Fukhedfred September 13, 2020

Tony Tug

when tony stank tugged it in the cave

tony stork tony tugged it in the cave

by tony stork December 3, 2025

Slug-n-tug

Pull your Johnson out of your baby mama and let your bosses done Jork it.

My pal Eddie slug-n-tugged me behind a Taco Bell after meeting the grand ol’ BM

by Dr. Dysphoria August 23, 2025

Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.

Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.

by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018

Tugging My Sack

To mess with someone or annoy them; Similar to pulling one’s arm.

“Reilly I know you didn’t win the lottery, stop tugging my sack.”

by VNSpano127 November 12, 2023

Louisiana Rub & Tug

Louisiana Rub and Tug is when a dude stands in a swap and starts masturbating using slimy swamp water as lube.

Billy’s horniness caused him to step into the swap for a Louisiana Rub & Tug to masturbate with swap slime because he didn’t have lube.

by Oooo weeee August 2, 2023