Trumpet

The best instrument of all creating ever. Everyone who is a trumpet player has the most ego and is horny as hecc. All of us HATE the woodwinds, saxophones most of all.
Saxophones: Oh hey how are y-
Trumpets: LALALALA SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE AND DIE
by TrumpetsAreBetter February 08, 2020
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Trumpets

(1) Someone who will kiss the ring of Donald Trump to gain favor with his followers. AKA Trump Pet
(2) Someone who does the bidding of Donald Trump because they lack the moral fortitude to act reasonably. AKA Trump Puppet
(1) Every breath of Trumpets Sean Hannity and Marjorie Taylor Greene stroke the ego of Their overlord, Donald Trump.
(2) Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and Lindsey Graham spoke out against Trump in 2016, with valid points, but are now full-fledged Trumpets after being verbally beaten into submission.
by EasyEnough September 29, 2022
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Hey, you see this Amy Coney Barrett? She's just a Trumpet - he can get her to do whatever the hell he likes - no questions!
by Shapeless September 27, 2020
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Trumpet

Similar to a muppet but someone who is incapable of accomplishing even the simplest of tasks.
I sent him the document with the critical information, but he didn't even bother to read it. He's such a trumpet.
by Diogenes of Mayberry May 14, 2020
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Trumpet

Derived from “Trump’s-puppet.” A Trump supporter who never forms their own original thoughts/opinions and blindly follows Trump because he’s entertaining and uses strong rhetoric.
“Yeah he’s impossible to debate, he’s just a Trumpet.”
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Blowing someone while listening to opera
That was a really nice trumpet
by Where is Chester November 20, 2020
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Trumpet

Blowing someone while listening to opera
That was a really nice trumpet
by Where is Chester November 20, 2020
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