Sponge monger

Sexual partner with an insatiable desire for loads of cum.

My ex-girlfriend was a total sponge monger. She would completely drain my balls at least twice a week.

by Cascooter November 21, 2025

Spong

A person who is stupid

You are a spong

by anonymous January 6, 2026

Sponge bath

Name for a slow witted person

Hey sponge bath, you too stupid to figure out what’s going on?

by Storknbeans June 10, 2024

sponge-out

Verb:

When someone falls asleep/passes out at a social gathering before the night has started. Typically at an event that involves drinking alcohol.

It should be noted that sponging-out rarely requires a blackout from drinking too much alcohol. It usually occurs after being in the drowsy state from drinking 2-3 beers after a long day.

Before the party even started, I saw my buddy sponge-out around 9pm.

by Ox Enthusiast May 12, 2025

Propaganda Sponge

A person who absorbs propaganda and regurgitates it without question. There are propaganda sponges among all races and both sexes, but white western females who identify as "liberal" are 75x more susceptible to propaganda, thus are the most likely to become propaganda sponges.

Guy 1: Dude, why are you dating that chick? She legit believes everything she reads and sees on her social media feed. You do realize she's a propaganda sponge, right?
Guy 2: Because she's the only girl that'll sleep with me.

by Nevernity May 28, 2025

gutter sponge

a whore's diaphragm

"A gutter sponge saved my life tonight," said the whore.

by WhoreSponge June 9, 2025

Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)

A human who has used illicit substances in such massive doses daily, usually since adolescence. This results in a near inability to feel completely content with their high, unless several substances are used in conjunction. E.G. “fuck man I just took 90mg of methadone, waited a bit and shot a goofball with qt. Gram of h and half a g of speed. Now I gotta take these bars, probably gonna smoke a half g of fetty powder and half a ball of crystal after” while most users would think of this as wasteful or suicidal some users who since developing neurologically alongside several high doses of illicit substances become nearly immune to over use of several conflicting substances. DRUG SPONGE

Noun- Drug Sponge (SpongeBob)
Homie-“You good dawg”?
You-“yeah man sorry I took my 120mg dose of methadone, smoked some dark and clear off foil, ate those rolls, and took 20mg of Valium.”
Homie-“yeah fam, you’re a mfin sponge for sure.”

by Fettyfuckfaceforfuxsake April 4, 2023