Screw

v. to fuck

joe: dude i totally screw natalie last night
josh: no way dude was it good

by natalie_118 May 18, 2018

Screwing with Reality

When someone tries to deceive or mislead another person with a sarcastic lie, the attempt is so obvious or poorly executed that the other person immediately recognizes it and calls them out on their nonsense.

Alex: "Yeah, sure, I totally met Beyoncé at the grocery store last night."

Jamie: "Right, because Beyoncé does her own grocery shopping. Stop screwing with reality, Alex."

by AcademicGenius June 25, 2024

Screw

A prison officer

Prisoner’fuck off you “screw”

by @o0183839 October 11, 2022

Screw

The word screw or screwing is used to describe sexual intercourse

“I was sweating after Emma and I screwed last night”

by Sexyduck_28 July 23, 2018

Screw

A fucking sharp nail like thing that has twisted metal around it

He used a DRILL to put a SCREW in the wall

by Yeet...fleet...deet June 20, 2019

Screwed

I'm still not seeing how I'm not getting this (figuratively)

Hym "Yeah, no I don't see how I'm not getting screwed here and I would still like to know what in the actual fuck you guys think you're doing to me here. Cus I have an analogy for what it looks like."

by Hym Iam September 19, 2022

Screw you with a Q

A phrase meaning 'Go fuck yourself' among other things. Unknown origins. Add more Q to enhance effect.

Tomasz: screw you with a Q!
Ivar: screw you with 45 to the 99th power Q!

by VardanMarutyan November 8, 2025