Dirty Turtle

An uncircumcised penis after anal sex.

I need a shower— I just ass-fucked this bitch and gotta wash my dirty turtle.

by HW2019 May 24, 2019

dancing turtle

a turtle that boogies all day, cause it's brother in law got stung by 2 bees in a row.

I have an awesome dancing turtle <3

by reeeeeee.exe.exe October 9, 2019

Toronto turtleneck

When having anal sex with a person with an ample amount of butt hair you use maple syrup as lubricant. The rapid thrusting causes the syrup to thicken and stick to shaft and butt hairs upon pulling out you pull the anal pubic hairs with it thus surrounding your penis shaft with a Toronto turtleneck.

Sally’s ass was so hairy she left me with a Toronto turtleneck.

by Kingof7676 October 31, 2019

Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

The phrase you say when you when an un-completeness of turtle watching.

Friend 1: Hey I saw a Turtle in the parking lot!

Friend 2: Where is it?!

Friend 1: Theres no Turtle I needed to get your attention.

Friend 2: Now Im gonna have to go online and look at turtles, or else Im gonna be off the whole day.

by ghoul138 May 9, 2011

turtle dovin'

1)Rubbing upagainst a member of the opposite sex and cooing.

2) A term hillbillys use for making love.

3) Growing a pair of wings and flying out from a bush

I turtle dove last night right in boyfriend's bed.

Let's go turtle dovin' in the woods and eat some beef jerky.

A turtle dove yesterday from my home and ended up ontop of a roof.

by JET Money December 28, 2007

French Kissing The Turtle

When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.

Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.

by JohnP5757 May 31, 2009

slingin turtles

Firing guns, Sprayin bullets, shootin

Yo Ragz, I be up on that street smokin a swishie and some motha fucka drives by an starts slingin turtles.

by Dakilla January 26, 2007