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Squid Fingers

A condition afflicting kitchen workers wherein small squid become affixed to your fingers.
That Emily Rich girl has squid fingers. Wow.
by bsfouru2 June 19, 2010
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squid

A motorcyclist or cyclist who rides on the streets as if they are a track. Often, this is the same type of person who is going to crash and wind up wrapped around a light pole looking like a squid.
Cyclist 1: Sick spandex brah!
Cyclist 2: Thanks brah! Hey, you wanna run that red light because we're too fast for it?
Cyclist 1: Sure thing brah!
Pedestrian: Watch out you fucking squid!
by iwannawalk April 25, 2021
mugGet the squidmug.

squid#1000

is a cute mf but probably has feet kink lol but they’re cute tho
omg did you see how cute squid#1000 is??
by sussssssy baka November 20, 2021
mugGet the squid#1000mug.

Squid

Started by the late Zac Thompson (oct. 7th 1992-sept. 27th 2014) a squid is an untrustworthy person and soon caught on around baltimore streets to describe someone slippery or deceitful. Zac unfortunately made a slang so catchy friends and family bestowed him with the nickname squid. This of course upset him because he called others squid and now he himself, was squid. Zac committed suicide on September 27th 2014 at his house for unknown reasons leaving no notes, or telling anyone he needed help. To remain anonymous but to inform you all reading this, he had a few close friends, I was lucky enough to be one. I'm no stranger. Zachary A. Thompson is succeeded by his son, Cayden Thompson. RIP squid.
You took off the dude? Damn your a squid.

Yo what up squid!?!?
by Edgemere October 11, 2014
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Squid

Exactly like an octupus but republican
Person 1: awww what a cute octupus
Person 2: dude thats not an octupus Thats a squid! Its wearing a maga hat!
Person 1: oh my bad
by Excalibur made out of pigeons December 5, 2021
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sidewalk squid

Used condom found on a sidewalk or in a parking lot. You don’t want to step on it.
Watch your step! I’ve stepped on a sidewalk squid walking through this neighborhood.
by Philexicon January 1, 2024
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