navy sheets

You’re fucked. If he had navy sheets he’s a fuckboy.

“Oh he has navy sheets!”

“Yea you’re fucked”

by Mjmarsh August 21, 2024

the sheet

the sheet has the coolest things in the world on it. All Saints star bares her soul. 5... 6... maybe 7 dollars.

i punch holes for mindas.

by the person who wrote this March 23, 2004

Sheet Keet

What is said when someone does something or says something it a dumb way without meaning to.

Kit: "why the fuck would u spit in my shoe"
Paul: Sheet Keet

by Jodie Podie September 26, 2012

drying off the sheets

Blowing in the pussy to dry the cum in there

My girls was getting wet so I went and started drying off the sheets

by Nigger handles September 14, 2017

sheet pudding

When a man pulls out and the semen gets on the sheets and she licks it up.

She enjoyed slurping up the sheet pudding!

by anonymous January 29, 2021

suzy sheet

Suzy sheet isnt just a hobby, its a lifestyle, a reason to breathe, an escape from this cruel world filled w thieves. its art, the first gift u open on christmas, a hug from loved one, its everything u ever wanted, its everything u need.

Suzy sheet is one of the best humans in this cruel world, she is the BESTEST friend you could have ever had.

by ITS ME RIA May 20, 2021

Sheet Scorpion

After you have eaten to much taco bell and you're are laying in bed and you take a gamble on the fart and you now have to replace your bed because you had spicy diarrhea

I probably shouldn't have eaten those spicy burritos because it turned me into a sheet scorpion

by EmeraldDoor October 3, 2020