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shank your mum

To shove a large, vainy, hard, wet, dick up someone’s mum making her scream at the top of her lungs ‘I’m going to cum!!’
I’m going to shank your mum! I’ll shove my hard, vainy, large, wet dick your mum and she will be screaming ‘I’m going to cum’
by TopShagger4 September 24, 2018
mugGet the shank your mummug.

ur mum gey

by iTz Mason SEE4 YTUBE May 17, 2018
mugGet the ur mum geymug.

the farm mums gc

everyone is so lovely and amazing, they plan to own a 1.5 million euro farm with many pets and animals. truely the best friends a person could ask for.
the farm mums gc is the most wholesome gc on stan twitter
by daisythekitten November 10, 2020
mugGet the the farm mums gcmug.

so'z your mum

relatively usefull comback to anything that is thrown at you. Usually used by people who are dumb and have trouble staying on the toilet.
Harry: Your a fucking wanker Terry!
Terry: So'z your mum
Harry: My mum is dead Terry
Terry: So'z your mum, aww look i fell off the toilet
by fuck_ma_arse_ah April 26, 2009
mugGet the so'z your mummug.

ur mums vagina

ur mums vagina smell like my dads sock
by urmumshusband August 30, 2021
mugGet the ur mums vaginamug.

ur mum gai

the most insulting insult ever known to man
person1: hey look where your going

person2: ur mum gai
person1: immediately dies
by SlickWiliam March 30, 2019
mugGet the ur mum gaimug.

Bomb Ur Mum

When you say I'm going to Bomb Ur Mum to win an argument
Bully: You SSSSUUUUUCCCCCKKK

Epic Gamer: Immmaaa Bomb Ur Mum
by Findlay Rimmr February 18, 2021
mugGet the Bomb Ur Mummug.

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