Last Page Spoiler

When you're 20-10 pages from finishing a book, and someone tells you a spoiler that makes not finish the book altogether.

Bobe: I'm so close to finishing the book
Jim: Are you at the part where the doge dies?
Bobe: Thanks for the last page spoiler, fuck you Jim.

by Thar Master March 3, 2016

trump's last name

Similar to Obama's last name, this is a complete mystery to humankind. It is likely we will never truly know trump's last name, although some sects of Trumpers believe it to be 's wall.

You: hey bro, what's trump's last name?

Your friend: idk, I think 's wall?

You: you mean like trump's wall?

Your friend: yeaaaaaahhhh

by PINKB0II October 19, 2020

last drink syndrome

Almost the same as last cookie syndrome except when you know it's your last drink

Just got hit with last drink syndrome. I'm looking at my last drink and have no way of getting to the liquor store.

by leaf337 January 22, 2020

last-week-ago

at some point in the past. nobody knows when, exactly. at any point.

'hey do you remember last-week-ago when we watched land before time and ate fruit loops at 2 in the morning?'

by edeninoctober April 10, 2021

The first and last word

The first and last word is as follows.... Word.

The first and last Word of the Lord. ... Word

by NotTheIdentityThief July 16, 2018

Effective Last Friday

Term used to refer to someone who has been fired from their job.

Person 1: Where's Ed? I haven't seen him.
Person 2: Oh, you didn't hear? He's an Effective Last Friday.

Person 1: Bummer.

by Bill Tompkins September 11, 2010

Next to last samurai

A girl (or guy) with the samurai haircut, or man bun, or boy girl bun, or the name people call their haircut, since they're not the only one with the haircut, they're not the last samurai, they're the next to last samurai.

She's the next to last samurai, she's gonna slice and dice you with a katana.

by Solid Mantis November 16, 2019