Coffee Grind

When someone rubs or grinds their ass crack on someone or something leaving behind a coffee colored stain that smells and tastes like feces.

I took Will's hat in the bathroom and coffee grinded it. Now it smells like my ass!

by Xo'clock November 10, 2009

coffee slut

When you are NOT loyal to anyone or any place that serves up coffee.

"She is such a coffee slut, she even gets her coffee from 7-eleven."

by studio61 January 24, 2008

coffee rape

What happens to your stomach when you have your morning coffee.

"That morning coffee raped my stomach and I had the biggest BM ever!"

by Greg McMuffin June 5, 2009

Black coffee

A form of coffee made from coffee beans without sweetener but with a dash of sophistication

Bob: Wow, you drink black coffee?
Jacob: Yes, this black coffee makes me feel rather sophisticated.

by SheSaidShoot June 16, 2016

Coffee bomb

The giant shit you take after your first or second cup of coffee in the morning.

Employee: Hey, Boss, I gotta go drop a coffee bomb; that last cup of java is beginning to cause a storm in my stomach.

by elstrongo March 6, 2017

Matcha coffee

Coffee consumed by north face wearing hipsters

Hey guys, let’s go get some matcha coffee then go sit on the swing at Sophie’s!

by KCHasnomates May 30, 2018

coffee-lag

Caffeine withdrawal as a consequence of alterations to circadian rhythms leading one's body to believe, at random periods during the day or night, that it is time for one's next cup of coffee.

HUSBAND & WIFE RETURN FROM TRIP TO PARIS.
Wife: Why are you getting up in the middle of the night to make coffee?
Husband: It's so strange; I feel I need a café au lait.
Wife: Oh no, you must have coffee-lag!

by DanielMK June 19, 2008