I passed out last night after rubbing one out and woke up with a butter stump.
We cuddled after sex until my butter stump started sticking to her leg.
We cuddled after sex until my butter stump started sticking to her leg.
by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018
Get the Butter Stumpmug. A buttered glizzy is a hot dog that has been microwaved and then rolled in butter. It is the only food source of the popular twitch streamer Lutano.
"When buttered glizzy tutorial?". "Even the Queen of England didn't live long enough to witness the buttered glizzy tutorial"
by Zajmerman September 15, 2022
Get the Buttered Glizzymug. Usually is found after one has defecated in the restroom and has left a little extra residue on the seat. Tends to look like a little yellow/brown strip and most commonly is found on the back of the toilet seat, where one's butt crack sits.
Travis: "Hey, didn't Justin drop a deuce earlier?"
Derek: "Yeah, I believe so, why?"
Travis: "That douchebag left a butter trail on the seat!"
Derek: "Yeah, he tends to do that. He never wipes it off either."
Travis: At least he didn't shit in my underwear and leave it under my bed like Mike did."
Derek: That's true. Mike is savage as fuck!
Derek: "Yeah, I believe so, why?"
Travis: "That douchebag left a butter trail on the seat!"
Derek: "Yeah, he tends to do that. He never wipes it off either."
Travis: At least he didn't shit in my underwear and leave it under my bed like Mike did."
Derek: That's true. Mike is savage as fuck!
by terekanddravis March 5, 2010
Get the Butter Trailmug. I was gagging on his ring of skin butter.
I haven’t washed my cock for weeks. Needless to say, I have quite a bit of skin butter. Care for a dollop?
I haven’t washed my cock for weeks. Needless to say, I have quite a bit of skin butter. Care for a dollop?
by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
Get the Skin Buttermug. The viscous, disgusting gunk that collects on one's lip after;
A. Sleeping
B. Having lip balm on for an amount of time.
Typically, mouth butter is removed by placing the thumb and index finger on both sides of ones mouth, pinching and pulling toward the end of the preferred lip. Mouth butter often occurs on the bottom lip--rarely is it seen at the top.
A. Sleeping
B. Having lip balm on for an amount of time.
Typically, mouth butter is removed by placing the thumb and index finger on both sides of ones mouth, pinching and pulling toward the end of the preferred lip. Mouth butter often occurs on the bottom lip--rarely is it seen at the top.
by SuperRank March 8, 2010
Get the Mouth buttermug. Also commonly known as fried butter on a stick, this is an American invention known to contribute to 1 in 3 Americans' diabetes and obesity.
A snack similar to an American corm dog, where a block of butter is attached to a skewer and deep fried.
Also the snack Americans eat while riding in a Ford Mustang wearing a jacket with the flag decorated on it singing the US national anthem waving an American flag and shouting patriotic slogans while in either Russia or China.
A snack similar to an American corm dog, where a block of butter is attached to a skewer and deep fried.
Also the snack Americans eat while riding in a Ford Mustang wearing a jacket with the flag decorated on it singing the US national anthem waving an American flag and shouting patriotic slogans while in either Russia or China.
Bob got type 2 diabetes after his diet was mainly based on 7 fried butters a day for around 13 days.
by Rydux July 12, 2016
Get the Fried Buttermug. "Hey, bro, you see that group of girls over there? You've gotta go start skimming the butter so that I can get in there".
by Macaroni Maniac October 5, 2017
Get the skimming the buttermug.