When you sodomize a one night stand avoiding lube, spit, or anything else that may aid the penetration
She couldn't walk right for a week after he pulled an Alan on her
He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan
He's lucky she didn't press charges after he pulled an Alan
by andromeda123 August 3, 2010

by Masked.Astronaut January 29, 2022

Alan Melendez
A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening intentions
- that foo roddy actin sus, call him Alan Melendez
A name stereotype given to those who display suspicious behavior or threatening intentions
- that foo roddy actin sus, call him Alan Melendez
by Ok bro December 14, 2021

See over there? That's Alan.
by Nikighdo February 6, 2021

Person 1:Alan is very nice but have you seen “The SHLONG”
Person 2:No never, Are the Rumors real, is it really 8 inches?
Person 2:No never, Are the Rumors real, is it really 8 inches?
by bigboishlongpapiV November 23, 2021

Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women
by Nintabo November 16, 2020
