Unicorn Mail

A random act of kindness sent by mail. Essentially a gift/token of appreciation/pick me up/treat received from a friend for no reason at all. Simply to put a smile on their face.

I received some unicorn mail today.

by veronika23 May 3, 2018

Asian Unicorn

Hot Asian girl with a booty

Did you see that Asian girl with the booty? She’s a real Asian Unicorn

by Redman2286 September 9, 2021

Emo Unicorn

Anyone who can talk about depressing topics with a happy-go-lucky disposition
Their are nice to hang around as they can and will make you feel great on a bad day;
Often dresses like a goth, but not always
Usually artsy
Has one really weird quirk which is their source of their optimistic nihilistic view on life

All my friends are Emo Unicorns.

by Aia Laau November 2, 2018

unicorn giggles

A minuscule hairy penis of a fuck buddy

So my guys got some unicorn giggles in his pants

by Bootykicker.com January 6, 2018

Unicorn Crush

When you have a crush on someone that you know you have zero chance with, like your hot teacher, or a celebrity, or your best friend’s mom. It’s called a Unicorn crush because, like unicorns, it’s not real, but it’s something everyone knows about and understands.

“Oh my gosh, I have a huge crush on our new teacher.”
“It’s just a unicorn crush, calm down.”

by Got.Any.Grapes? April 2, 2022

Generous Unicorn

The act of a man wearing a strap on dildo on his forehead, as if to appear like a unicorn, laying on his back, while another man inserts the dildo into his ass and rides it, while being ridden the man on his back gives the dildo rider a hand job, and tongues his balls as they drop on his mouth during the dildo ride, and also jerks himself off during the entire process. Once both parties ejaculate, they mix the cum together and then the unicorn (man with dildo on head) swallows their combined loads.

Did u hear that nick gave dave a generous unicorn last night?

by Stinky Wesson June 10, 2021

muff unicorn

A guy who won't eat your pussy from the back because they feel their nose is going to be too close to your asshole but wants the female to fuck them in the ass with a strap on. Also known as a Pegasus

I asked this dude to eat me out from the back but he was being a total muff unicorn.

by Mustache-rider806 June 12, 2023