State Champion

The member of a state winning sports team who sat the bench the whole time.

Dylan- "Hey. Did you know I'm a state champion."

Keagan- "Didn't you sit the bench the whole time."

Dylan- "..."

by Dpcoop12 June 11, 2019

dope state

After much Congressional research into finding the Deep State it was determined that America really has a Dope State

Him: What is the deal with The Memo, The Wall, The Mueller Investigation, and all the other stupid stuff The Trump keeps talking about?
Her: It's just the Dope State in operation.

by stuartc1 February 5, 2018

state school

State school may also be used as an adjective to point out a stupid mistake someone makes.

‘Wow kitty, you’re so state school’

by kittyisstateschool May 19, 2019

States of matter

Poop pee and fart. YEET

a states of matter.

by That_was_fun January 20, 2020

shoo state

A state or country that does not welcome outsiders.

Trump is turning the US into a shoo state, putting the military against asylum seekers.

by smjgJsbjgsm October 29, 2018

garden-stated

To return to your home town for a small amount of time and then fall in love while your there.

Jason: How was Kansas City?
Brian: It was great! I was garden-stated by this hippie chick at this jazz club.

by ShawnL June 11, 2007

United States

A country where an orange fucktard rules. Filled with fat bastards and racist assholes.

There are two types of people in the United States : Type 1 and Type 2.
(diabetes joke)

by CrackaNut👌 June 18, 2017