Pink Elephant

When you draw a cartoon pink elephant on a sheet of paper but leave a hole where the trunk should be, then stick your penis through the hole, take a picture in a mirror, and send it to your friends as a joke.

Dusty pulled the old Pink Elephant on his friends.

by Meat Shower February 17, 2020

pink caviar

The female genitalia, from the perspective of performing cunnilingus.

"Honey, what are we eating tonight?"

"I don't care, something simple. And I want pink caviar for appetizer!"

"Ooh, you saucy minx, get over here and lean back."

by Bob Stein December 12, 2012

Pink Goodness

Pussy which is ripe for the taking.

I'm coming over tonight for some of that Pink Goodness.

by Sunsilk89 December 18, 2011

seeing pink

A pathological state of free-floating anger, the afflicted individual never far from seeing red, i.e. losing his/her temper.

Schoolkid #1: "Uh-oh, Mr Lee looks like he's seeing red!"

Schoolkid #2: "Meh... that old bastard is permanently seeing pink, don't take much to set him off..."

by Andy Sword June 19, 2011

Pink Pi

Mathematicians’ hypotheses or theorems on the number π that grace the pages of gay math journals, which are clandestinely or covertly circulated to protect the authors from getting fired, especially if they work for a conservative college or faculty that doesn’t condone unnatural relationships.

Due to recurring prejudices against them, a number of first-rate minds decide not to submit their pink pi results to oft-anti-LGBT+ reputable math journals, thus reducing their chances of securing tenure—they think that the criteria for career promotion shouldn’t be influenced by sexual orientation.

by MathPlus October 16, 2021

Pink Condom

When the rectum is pulled out in a prolapse and remains wrapped around the penis. This occurs as result of a serious anal pounding. If pounding is vigorous and continues despite prolapse, it may be plunged in and out of the anal cavity repeatedly. Also known as a pink sock by the lesser refined.

I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I had a pretty pink condom! But I wasn’t done so I pounded it in and out until I busted all up in them intestines.

by Dick Onchin September 29, 2020

pink eraser

when the dick is so bomb the pussy gets torn kind of like what happens when you use an eraser on a pencil too much

hey bae can i give you a pink eraser

by dom carter June 22, 2016