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A funny joke that can be used to make scammers hang up
You: Welcome to pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinic where yesterday’s loss is Today’s sauce how May I help you?

Scammer: uhhhhh ( hangs up )
by Persianpanda565 April 11, 2022
mugGet the pizza Pete's Pizzaria and abortion clinicmug.

Pyrite Pete

A derogatory slur for any supporter of the bitcoin technology with no regard for context or reasoning. Most often used by trolls, wall street coke fiends, people invested in the various knock-off technologies or existing financial system establishment.
Bitcoin supporter in response to Etherium Hack Bitcoin remains the only major cryptocurrency solution with no known security flaws despite being the highest profile hacking target in the world. Troll ReplyLOL Another bitcoin boomer L0s3r. Pyrite Pete strikes again!
by shaitand August 2, 2021
mugGet the Pyrite Petemug.

pete the meat puppet

a niche video on youtube by the clothing company DIESEL about a pinocchio knock off named Pete made out of meat and his downfall from him being the american dream to a former drug addict trying to find the meaning of life that not only traumatised several teens but was an ad campaign for designer jeans. It could be symbolic for the phrase "meat puppet" which is a human who mindlessly does things on other's commands, which pete is technically doing as so many young and successful celebrities at the time would fall into drug addictions and hedonism.

it could also refer to something such as an ad that has a bunch of effort put into it and insight just for it to promote some slop at the end
mf 1: ayo have you seen the pete the meat puppet video

mf 2: ye all that insight and trauma for designer jeans is insane
by Teyst September 3, 2024
mugGet the pete the meat puppetmug.

texas sneaky pete

The act of lathering your fist in Texas pete hot sauce then proceeding to fist your ol lady after she acted up.
The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.
by Sneakytexaspete January 23, 2019
mugGet the texas sneaky petemug.

Sneeky Pete

When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself
"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"

" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."
by theglidemaster May 19, 2019
mugGet the Sneeky Petemug.

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