pat job

The act of bringing someone to climax using an open hand patting their genitals over their clothing.

Who's a guy gotta give a pat job to in order to get into this club?

Under the blanket, over the pants, he came with a pat job in the movie theater.

by UTBOTPHJ December 21, 2016

Happy pat

To pat a boner in a playful manner

Jessica gave her boyfriend juan a happy pat.

by Tomcathappypat March 5, 2023

Pedo Pat

A person who works at a camp so they can be surrounded by little kids

Jibbay: That bloke only works here to be around children.
Shane: Yeah he’s such a Pedo Pat.

by Connormacdaddy November 12, 2022

Pat My Tea

The word used when your tits are too large to drink tea over them.

She tried to drink her tea, spilled on her boobs, and yelled, “ Pat my tea!”

by Mydickisbetterthabyours March 21, 2019

Pat My Crease

When a woman wants you to have sex with her

Then Michelle said "Hey honey! Come over here and pat my crease!"

by Beefmakespremium August 2, 2019

Pat-h

Sticking one's big toe inside another's butthole and/or vagina, then wiggling the toe around, then making your partner lick/suck on the toe.

Last nights Pat-h was one of the activities in out orgi.

by pee-pee glands April 12, 2017

pullin a pat

being so ridiculously comfortbale beyond reasonable doubt.to become envious of ones position in confort.

i was pullin a pat but someone became jealous and wanted to throw boes.

by dantheman70 March 28, 2010