shank your mum

To shove a large, vainy, hard, wet, dick up someone’s mum making her scream at the top of her lungs ‘I’m going to cum!!’
I’m going to shank your mum! I’ll shove my hard, vainy, large, wet dick your mum and she will be screaming ‘I’m going to cum’
by TopShagger4 September 24, 2018
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Me mums car

A car that me mum owns in formal English
Me mums car is going to be here tomorrow
by The sherbet lemon gang January 26, 2020
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the farm mums gc

everyone is so lovely and amazing, they plan to own a 1.5 million euro farm with many pets and animals. truely the best friends a person could ask for.
the farm mums gc is the most wholesome gc on stan twitter
by daisythekitten November 11, 2020
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ur mum gai

the most insulting insult ever known to man
person1: hey look where your going

person2: ur mum gai
person1: immediately dies
by SlickWiliam March 30, 2019
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Your mum in a wetsuit

Like the insult yo mamma but much more funnier. Leaving people gobsmacked
Person: what you been up to today

Friend: your mum in a wetsuit

Every dabs continuously
by Jrbob1 December 09, 2016
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your mum's baps

adj. "your mum's baps" signifies a thing or a situation that is generally very good (in essence like your best mate's MILF-of a-mum who, despite being twice your age, has the most luscious breasts in the village).
God I love this tune, it's definitely your mum's baps.
by Potassium Dave September 08, 2009
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