Italian Taxes

A disaster. These taxes are the worst taxes in the entire world. That’s why everyone never pay them.

American: Hey Mario have you paid taxes
Mario: DAMN BRO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT! ITALIAN TAXES ARE BAD!

by UnGenio January 30, 2020

The Italian Syndrome

Occurs when someone feels that he's getting played while dating. He doesn't want to get played, so he lets his partner decide their status. Usually puts an end to the relationship.

Dude, you're doing it again, that's the Italian syndrome.

by Romi Kl. February 04, 2022

Italian muscle

When speaking of one's Italian muscle, one often refers to the male genitalia also referred to as 'phallus'. Due to the Italian culture often being associated with romance and affection, and the penis being a prominent muscle, one's "Italian muscle" is a reference to one's penis.

"He really knows how to flex his Italian muscle"
"I could use some Italian muscle on Friday night"

by Michelangelo November 29, 2021

italian stairs

Stairs that are too big to take one step and too small to take two steps between each stair. Usually the only stairs in Italy.

Person: these stairs are so exhausting.

Person 2: I know. They're Italian stairs.

by Party poison March 15, 2016

Italian stallions

Large group of Italian people

Dude: yo dude, wouldn't you say that neighbourhood is mostly Italians?
Guy: yeah, looks like a herd of Italian stallions

by Catfish994 July 28, 2017

Italian Stallion

A male horse that is Italian in origin

"Wow bro, check out that Italian Stallion"
"Yeah man, his dick is massive"
"No you fucking cunt, that male horse in which is Italian in origin"

by The Big Bloke November 05, 2018

Italian Stallion

A hung Italian man

"Woah that new Italian dude is hung"
"Yeah he's an Italian Stallion I'd ride"

by BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH March 08, 2019