by keigotakami September 28, 2020
Get the Teddy Bearmug. The ferocious, merciless, and unforgiving monster your girlfriend becomes when she gets sand in her vagina after unsuccessful beach coitus.
Man: You wanna go swimming?
Sand Bear: Fuck off!
Man: Maybe make a campfire?
Sand Bear: Burn in hell!
Man: Give it another try?
Sand Bear: Oh you'd like that wouldn't you, you son of a bitch! Why don't you shove some sand up your dick!
Sand Bear: Fuck off!
Man: Maybe make a campfire?
Sand Bear: Burn in hell!
Man: Give it another try?
Sand Bear: Oh you'd like that wouldn't you, you son of a bitch! Why don't you shove some sand up your dick!
by manbearsquid May 3, 2010
Get the Sand Bearmug. A thick dick that has a base covered in hair. It applies to bear-like men who do other bear-like men.
by MEATLOAF FUCK!!! October 25, 2006
Get the Bear Dickmug. A supreme being with record-breaking speed, when seen by the general public, it has been said that it brings luck. Loves to have pregame and wacky pregame prayers, great supplier of man-fives, and like his partner in crime Bmisk the Dragonslayer, wears a headband frequently. Although he loves to display his illegally good looks, he does not have a catch phrase. Above all he is a gentleman and a scholar.
Coach Mike: Hey guys, why can't u be awesome and score 8 goals like The Koehler Bear over here?
Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!
Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys
Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!
Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys
by shiftyclaybob September 15, 2009
Get the The Koehler Bearmug. Please put up with me for a while
Other phrase: Bare with me. (asking someone to get naked with you).
Other phrase: Bare with me. (asking someone to get naked with you).
by Trudgingalong August 13, 2010
Get the Bear with memug. A gentleman who still lives with his mother into late adulthood and spends all his day flaming and trolling on the internet.
by paul mctavish March 28, 2007
Get the nervous bearmug. a polar bear native to E-Town New York that has a lot of money, shits gold bricks, has big muscles and has been tamed by the wicked ice bitch of the north.
by TMiiiiiiiiitch June 21, 2011
Get the Jare Bearmug.