Dave: I have to tell you something.
Micheal: What's up?
Dave: I think i have a crush on your ex girlfriend...
Micheal: Wtf Dave.
Sebastian: Dave has an ex girlfriend kink!
Micheal: What's up?
Dave: I think i have a crush on your ex girlfriend...
Micheal: Wtf Dave.
Sebastian: Dave has an ex girlfriend kink!
by Kumbear December 16, 2022

A very good bomb-ass game that got banned on roblox along with Brick Bronze, etc. because Nintendo hates inspiration.
by TheguywhomissesPFE. May 28, 2021

Somebody who deep down you will always care about. You may not be close anymore, but you will always check up on them. You want deeply to talk, but you know that won't work. This is the person you used to tell everything, and now you never talk. You miss being close, and it hurts everytime you see them. You want the best for them. You used to be besties and now you're nothing except acquaintances. You will always love them, no matter what.
Chloe- "I miss being best friends with Sophie"
Lucy- " what are you guys now?"
Chloe- "I guess we're ex-best friends."
Lucy- " what are you guys now?"
Chloe- "I guess we're ex-best friends."
by westonkouryismydad March 16, 2019

K-Fed-Ex has hooked up with Christina Aguilera to help lick his wounds after his divorce from Britney
by merriamweb May 25, 2006

A boy or man who can not move on with his life without checking with you a million times to see if you are interested. Also includes internet stalking, stalking, keeping tabs on you, hang up calls, text, IM's, and more. He may try to convince you his suicide attempt was your fault. This may end up in various attempts to split up current relationships and lots of drama.
After 13 years an obsessed ex-boyfriend tells you that you were always his.
Gets jealous of any relationship you have.
Repetitive attempts for a booty call.
Calls your other ex's or current other by bad nicknames that he determines at any time.
Calls friends for info on how you are.
Gets jealous of any relationship you have.
Repetitive attempts for a booty call.
Calls your other ex's or current other by bad nicknames that he determines at any time.
Calls friends for info on how you are.
by Cinci girl March 7, 2009

by justdoitbro June 6, 2020

The guy who enters the room while you're watching a movie and then ruins the ending.
Based off of the Greek dues ex machina meaning the "God of the machine" that would enter the play near the end and solve all of the problems the characters would have.
Based off of the Greek dues ex machina meaning the "God of the machine" that would enter the play near the end and solve all of the problems the characters would have.
Guy 1: Hey you watching a movie?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's The Sixth sense.
Guy 1: Oh, I love how Bruce Willis is dead at the end of this movie!
Guy 2: Thanks douche ex machina
Guy 2: Yeah, it's The Sixth sense.
Guy 1: Oh, I love how Bruce Willis is dead at the end of this movie!
Guy 2: Thanks douche ex machina
by bry814 September 30, 2010
