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Teenagers

Wierd version: People often don’t like to hang out with younger people, but some are normal. Please don’t stereotype Tweenagers, tweens, or preteens. Some of them think it’s funny to treat all preteens like assholes, Yes I’m looking at you 14-year-olds, we have feelings.
Normal version: People who are nice, and are the future generation of adults, tend to hang out in groups of 3-6, and talk about random stuff! Teenagers are normal people and are not trouble makers.
Karen perspective: Teenagers are such TROUBLEMAKERS! I can't spend another day without them playing loud music at parties!
Wierd version:
Preteen one: See that teenager
Preteen two: Yeah he’s probably mean
Preteen one: Let’s stay away from him
Normal version:
Preteen one: Hey there ___, I was wondering if you would help me out?
Teenager: engages in conversation
Preteen one: ok thanks, you really helped a lot!
Karen View:
Karen one: Oh my gosh teenagers are sooooo loud!
Teenager: we aren't that mean you know
Karen one:*fakes being injured
by SingleMan50 January 26, 2022
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Teena

Only one of the most perfect girls you'll ever meet. Everyone loves her, she's cute and hot at the same time. She'll make your heart flutter and you better spoil her like she's the only one you'll ever love. She's really good at almost everything she tries out
"Omd, that girl Teena is so cute!'

"Ikr! But like, so incredibly hot at the same time!"
by grey phrog February 9, 2022
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german teenager

A person that is extremly sarcastic and pretends to have a life. Sits on skype all day long to give his life purpose but whenever the guy goes out to the outside world- he will pee on people causing him to never have an actual social life.
Jarvis is a desperate german teenager.
he needs a life.
by pandabandana May 14, 2016
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Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles

A TV show/game starring four turtles that fell into toxic waste as young'uns, and developed deformites over the years as they hit puberty. They liked to pretend old, decrepid rat thought them ninja moves, and then went out to try saving something. They enjoy pizza and live in a sewer. They are probably mostly all gay because there is only one female in the series.
"I just delivered a pizza to the Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, only instead of sauce, it was blood tested with HIV positive!"
by Sarah is super cool! July 23, 2006
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teenager

A kid who is in high school. Some of them act pretty mature for their age and have adult like values, while others are immature little twats that think they know everything and basically still sitting in front of Spongebob.

There are two types of teenagers:

The civilized teenager: Usually dresses in Wal Mart or department store clothes like Hollister or Aero, listens to music off the radio, watches TV like adults, is in sports or other activities, pretty bright,has a job, dates for the occaison, has some type of religion in them or part of youth group, college bound, on Facebook, gets good grades and pretty much has head screwed on.

The rebellious teenager:

Doesn't like the gooey junk that civilized teenagers like, gets in to drugs, drinking, porn, usually shops at Hot Topics, involved in gangs, raps or is in a band, wears god awful goddy looking clothes, likes action movies and anime, generally doesn't gets good grades, has been to concerts and not the Lil Wayne-Rihanna concert or Taylor Swift, works to stay out of trouble, been in jail, reckless driver, starts fights and arguments, opinionated.

The immature ones: These dorky kids that are not in any activities, waste their time playing videos games and watching Spongebob, likes doing random stupid stuff,not afraid to express opinion, doesn't wash and loves DRESS UP DAYs to fit in. Spends a lot of time on the TV as mentioned.
Hilary is your goody goody civilized teenager, she is on the basketball, volleyball team, in choir, youth group and got this scholarship for Harvard for some Philosophy Major.

Brandon is your rebellious teenager....he has is own band and he knows how to ROCK

Jeremey likes Spongebob...WEEE. Dorky immature teenager.
by Kyle 230 January 17, 2010
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teenage pregnancy pact

a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, whether they are friends or not, dare each other- and actually carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.
The most recent famous case of a teenage pregnancy pact was at Worcester High School in Worcester, Massachusetts
by Sexydimma June 21, 2013
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teekle

Similar to tickling, but with the tongue circling the anus.
"I'm going to 'teekle' her so hard tonight."
by brainsandwords May 24, 2014
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