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civilization syndrome 

Civilization Syndrome is an affliction targeting gamers, especially turn-based strategy gamers, in which they promise themselves "just one more turn"--only to realize that seven hours have passed and they've soiled their drawers.

Most games that cause Civilization Syndrome possess an explosive mixture: they create long to-do lists for the player, which grow infinitely and exponentially with each completed task, and combine that with the ability to complete tasks easier and quicker than real-life, thus creating an overwhelmingly addictive illusion of achieving things.

Note that a game doesn't have to be turn-based to cause Civilization Syndrome, it merely has to produce addictive and never-ending to-do lists.

Named after Sid Meier's Civilization series, which codified most turn-based strategy tropes present in today's games.
"It was ten PM, my game was going really well, and I just had a few more things I wanted to finish before calling it a night. Next thing I knew the sun was rising. I got fucked by Civilization Syndrome."
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Riddle Syndrome 

Riddle Syndrome is acquired when an Embry Riddle student, predominantly one studying engineering, joins their first engineering club or gets accepted into their first internship. Symptoms of this condition include: becoming hot-headed and arrogant, holding the belief that they are superior to their peers, looking down on non-engineering students and chastising their “easy” majors, judging people who switch out of engineering, constant oneupmanship, and becoming an unpleasant or cliquey individual to be around. Those infected with Riddle Syndrome usually stay amongst themselves, developing a clan culture. There is no cure for the condition, though failing tests, loss of friends, and other such related events are known to reduce the effects of Riddle Syndrome. The condition typically limits social opportunities, and even career opportunities.

Non-engineering students are capable of acquiring this condition, though it is less common. Pilot students can especially present similar symptoms, which are tailored to the flying program. As opposed to internships and engineering clubs, pilots may present symptoms as a result of being further along in their training than others or reaching specific milestones.
Guy A: “Abby really became arrogant after that first internship offer.”

Guy B: “She has Riddle Syndrome, dude.”

Wifey Syndrome 

Friend:"I cant stop thinking about her"

Me: "Mate you've got wifey syndrome"
Wifey Syndrome by 69masteryeeter September 21, 2019

Stockhold Syndrome 

This occurs when you cant let go of a certain stock. Whether it soars to the moon or sinks to hell, a person with Stockhold Syndrome will never sell their shares.

Someone with Stockhold Syndrome could cut glass with their hands because they're made of diamonds.
Paperhanded Hedgefunds: lets sell all our shares, buy some shorts, and crash this stock's price! Maybe we'll crash the market too while we're at it!

Stockhold Syndrome sufferer: Huh.. I guess this stock is on sale now.. I better buy more and hold on to what I have.

Paperhanded Hedgefunds: Fuck! We need a bailout! We just lost billions to a bunch of apes with suffering from Stockhold Syndrome!

Stockhold Syndrome Sufferer: Wow, the stock price spiked!! Cool. I'm never selling.

Travis Scott Burger Syndrome 

Also known as TSBS. The obsessiveness over the new Mcdonalds Travis Scott Burger. Signs are when one orders it more than once, and actually enjoys it. Also posting it and constantly talking about it are also symptoms of TSBS.
Hypebeast: Yo the Travis Scott Burger is like something I've never had before it's lit I order it everyday.

Sane Person: Get a grip man I think you have Travis Scott Burger Syndrome.

Last Samurai Syndrome

When a weeb who's never been anywhere near Japan feels like they have to protect every facet of Japanese culture even though they don't actually know anything about Japanese culture beyond what they see in anime.
"Dude....Why's that Evangelion T-Shirt wearing neckbeard over there screaming at someone because they said they didn't like sushi?"

"He's suffering from a case of Last Samurai Syndrome."

New Camera Syndrome

Also known as NCS.

When you buy a new camera and take pictures of everything in site. The so-called "everything in sight" is nothing but dumb shit.
Ugh, Andy's pictures are so pointless. He has new camera syndrome.
New Camera Syndrome by Marzyyy February 23, 2008