Nagafuki Surprise

When someone takes a muddy sticky poo and doesn't flush the toilet... just leaving the poo there to be seen and stuck to the inside of the toilet for all eternity.

"Ah damn, I just went into the bathroom and someone left a Nagafuki Surprise"

by Calgarian Fred November 26, 2020

Pulitzer Surprise

When someone shoves a book in your asshole without warning

I gave Claire the Pulitzer surprise last night and she was not happy.

by Burnsides January 1, 2021

skittle surprise

The act of inserting skittles into one's urethra so that when they ejaculate during oral their sexual partner "tastes the rainbow."

Jimmy eagerly inserted each color flavor of the tropical skittles pack (the tropical thunder variation) inside his dick hole as Elsa waited in the other room awaiting the surprise promised to her the entire 7hour flight to Hawaii. The door flung open from the bathroom into the master sweet, Jimmy's dick half mast and lumpy from the inside out Drizzling pinkish precum elsa takes his now hard yet still lumpy skittles filled cock into her mouth, the best tasting cock she'd ever had. Jimmy lasts a mear 2minutes before ejecting each and every last of the skittles into the back of Elsa's throat as Jimmy loudly moans "Skittle surprise"

by Pjkblue April 4, 2023

The Jacket Surprise

The act of shitting/vomiting/pissing and or ejaculating into a jacket/jumper, then throwing it on to an unsuspecting peer, spreading bodily fluids on their face.

woah man, i gave my girlfriend the jacket surprise after she blew me last night!

by Hercules G. Rockefeller March 19, 2011

Spring Break Surprise

When you fuck a chick on a beach during Spring Break with-out a condom. As you are cumming inside of her, grab a handful of sand and throw it in her eyes and RUN! Nine months later...SURPRISE!!!

Yo, the bitch I gave that Spring Break Surprise to in Acapulco found me! She said she wants child support. Fuck, I wish I gave her a Screaming Seagull instead.

by SpooningCadetsWTF! May 15, 2011

Peanut Butter Surprise

It is when a guy slathers peanut butter all over his genitals and puts his pants back on until his girlfriend comes home. He then pulls down his pants and treats her like a dog.

SURPRISE, lick this peanut butter surprise off my dick like a dog.

by Jiff Crunchy.....Boner April 30, 2014

A Cheetos surprise

Sprinkling your sex partner's ding dong with cheese dust and then licking it off at the point of climax

I just gave my boyfriend a cheetos surprise I have never heard him moan so loud before.

by viper1109 January 22, 2015