Wizards of the highest order, often dwell on a floor lower than your own.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.
Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.
Sometimes dwell in the basement.
Will fix whatever you break, fuck up or delete without checking if you had the right things marked.
Usually comes equipped with the "IT Aura", a passive skill with a 50% chance of having the issue correct itself.
"Tech Support barely walked in the door and my computer started working again!"
"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."
"Yeah, that has to be the IT Aura. I swear these guys are magic."
by ITWizKidIcarus February 16, 2023
Get the Tech Support mug.Phrase used by British football fans against people who do not live close to the vicinity of the location of the team that they support. Normally used as a way to gatekeep club support by implying fans who live locally are better supporters than foreign fans.
Guy 1: I'm a Liverpool fan from India and I've been supporting them for 10 years. I wake up very early every matchweek to catch all the games, buy all the memorabilia and I am saving up to travel to Liverpool to watch a game at Anfield, it's my lifelong dream and I love the club.
Guy 2: Support your local, we don't need any foreigners la
Guy 2: Support your local, we don't need any foreigners la
by Netflix & Chilwell February 21, 2023
Get the Support your local mug.A revolutionary five-module AI framework that transforms how non-technical users interact with complex databases. The SQL Intelligence & Modeling Support (SIMS) Data Agent eliminates the need for SQL expertise by enabling natural language queries across multiple database tables while maintaining enterprise-grade reliability. Unlike traditional database interfaces requiring technical knowledge, SIMS interprets user intent, generates appropriate SQL, and delivers insights through conversation and visualizations without users needing to understand database structure or terminology.
SIMS excels where other systems fail by avoiding resource-intensive knowledge base setups and maintaining 91.3% query accuracy regardless of user technical background. Compared to traditional approaches, the system reduces complex cross-table query processing time by 99.7%, delivering answers to complex questions within seconds rather than hours or days. What truly separates SIMS from competitors is its ability to transform basic questions into strategic insights while maintaining full data lineage transparency that meets enterprise governance requirements.
SIMS excels where other systems fail by avoiding resource-intensive knowledge base setups and maintaining 91.3% query accuracy regardless of user technical background. Compared to traditional approaches, the system reduces complex cross-table query processing time by 99.7%, delivering answers to complex questions within seconds rather than hours or days. What truly separates SIMS from competitors is its ability to transform basic questions into strategic insights while maintaining full data lineage transparency that meets enterprise governance requirements.
Our marketing director asked the SQL Intelligence & Modeling Support Data Agent, 'Which campaigns drove the most revenue last quarter?' And in under 10 seconds, SIMS pulled data from three separate database tables, created a visualization showing ROI by channel, and suggested we increase spending on email campaigns based on conversion trends- something that previously would have required three different analysts and two days of work.
by analyticintelligencesolutions April 16, 2025
Get the SQL Intelligence & Modeling Support Data Agent mug.Individuals that expect taxes to increase their income by simply sitting on their fat asses, claiming to have a *disability* or *mental illness*. They also make decisions about their gender identity and insist on using specific pronouns that others find uncomfortable. Furthermore, they may seek financial benefits by posting ragebait online and having additional children to claim as dependents. on. And, usually spending this money on stupid items that aren't a necesity.
Fuck Democratic Supporters.
Fuck Democratic Supporters.
Me: Hey, how is that person getting money even though they don't work?
Them: oh they get paid from taxpayer dollars for claiming children and disability
Me: I bet they are a Democrat Supporter
Them: Yup.
Them: oh they get paid from taxpayer dollars for claiming children and disability
Me: I bet they are a Democrat Supporter
Them: Yup.
by Ever-light April 29, 2025
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Moist Electronic Sports Support System, moIst electUronic supUport sysUtem, moisT electronics supporT systeM<.7.9.7.6.> mug.A mythical entity allegedly created to assist users of Adobe products, but primarily functions as a high-speed Ctrl+C/Ctrl+V machine. Conversations follow a predictable arc: you provide detailed information, they ignore it, then respond with either a request for the same info or irrelevant steps clearly lifted from an ancient support scroll. It's not help — it’s performance art in email form.
Me: "Hi, I’m using Magento 2.4.7-p4 and the checkout crashes on submit."
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
Adobe Support: "Thanks for confirming. Can you please take a full backup, reset your expectations, and wait 48 hours for a reply that ignores your message entirely?"
by a-mustache May 8, 2025
Get the Adobe Support mug.A SUPPORT(HER) is someone who shows unapologetic, front-line, real-deal support for a woman — her grind, her goals, her healing, her hustle, her elevation.
Not just a “supporter,” but somebody who is actively rooting for HER specifically.
A SUPPORT(HER) pulls up, reposts, encourages, protects, checks on, invests in, celebrates, and stands beside a woman in her wins and her struggles.
It’s support — with HER at the center of it.
Not just a “supporter,” but somebody who is actively rooting for HER specifically.
A SUPPORT(HER) pulls up, reposts, encourages, protects, checks on, invests in, celebrates, and stands beside a woman in her wins and her struggles.
It’s support — with HER at the center of it.
“She got a whole squad of SUPPORT(HERs) behind her — that’s why she shines the way she do.”
• “Don’t call yourself my friend if you ain’t a real SUPPORT(HER) when it counts.”
• “I don’t need a crowd, I just need a couple solid SUPPORT(HERs) in my corner.”
• “He be acting like he don’t care, but lowkey he’s a big SUPPORT(HER) of her brand.”
• “Don’t call yourself my friend if you ain’t a real SUPPORT(HER) when it counts.”
• “I don’t need a crowd, I just need a couple solid SUPPORT(HERs) in my corner.”
• “He be acting like he don’t care, but lowkey he’s a big SUPPORT(HER) of her brand.”
by AnnaNickolette November 23, 2025
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