Teaspoon Situation

A situation, normally occurs late at night, which causes one to find everything funny to the point where if someone simply said the word 'teaspoon', they will break into a laughing fit.

Dude... It's not as funny this morning as it was last night. Must've been in a teaspoon situation.

by haddietix November 18, 2010

College Station

A small city known for its close sense of community and overall excellent living experience. Texas A&M University, an college highly recognized for its excellence in education, especially in science, is the central part of the town; at least 1/3 of the citizens are employed by TAMU. As a town enveloped in tradition, College Station is slow to change, which , in part, is what makes the town such a good place for families.

Hope this helps!

A conservative shithole who loves this armipit of a town.

PS: If you are artsy, liberal, and utterly insane, I highly recommend Austin.

College Station

by Aldrpc January 16, 2012

farmwell station middle school

Farmwell station middle school is a fairly large school in Ashburn, Virginia. More specifically in the richest county in the country... loudoun county. The girls at this school are either very preppy wearing expensive Hollister and pacsun clothes and pink yoga pants and pearls or they are just in the " bad kid" group where they are predominately Spanish and don't care about school..only guys and typically girl drama. There is also a group of the artsy kids who dance or like to be in school plays. Then there are just the outcasts. And no one can forget the incident where eighth graders decided to bring pot brownies to school. The guys also rock bieber haircuts or Buzz cuts. They wear polos and occasionally khaki pants but they love lacrosse shorts. Farmwell is just a total rich school kids school

A farmwell station middle school student: "if you shop at target, you too cheap to be my friend."

by jellybeanstalker March 29, 2013

Gas Station

When one fucks one in the ass, and after one ejaculates in the anus, they then urinate in the now gaping anus

Eric's boyfriend took him to the gas station last night, if you know what i mean

by smelly foon October 15, 2008

play station 3

The true meaning of ripoff. People saved up $600, waited in line at the stores OVERNIGHT to get this shit, fighting and pushing and shoving and beatin' the crap out of each other...

...only to find out that the Play station 3s were recalled because some didn't work right.

by D-Miles November 20, 2006

hypothetical situation

A questionable event brought up in conversation which has already happened, or has been planned out completely in the speaker's mind and is waiting for public approval.

Most probably the event has occurred with direct involvement of the speaker, but it may have just involved another party which has divulged the information to the speaker.

Woman: Hypothetical situation - If a girl were to come up to a guy and bend over to pick up a pencil so he would look at her ass, then yell at him for looking, does that make her a bitch?

Other Woman: Oh my god, you are such a tease!

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Guy: Completely Hypothetical situation - A guy borrowed his bro's car and after backing into a telephone pole gently, heard a crunching sound. Nothing appears to be wrong with the car, but he's almost sure he broke something. Does he tell his bro?

Bro: If he doesn't want his bro to show him where Bangkok is, yes.

by Jack Lumber III December 27, 2011

situationship

Not really a relationship. Just a situation your stuck in, where your both unhappy but society says you should be together to try to make it work. . . . Screw society, be a rebel.

Jamie and josh/kinsey and scott, was in situationships. It was miserable for all of them.

by #adultproblems January 17, 2015