Stranger Danger

When you smoke a bunch of meth, break your wrist and then use the hand of your broken wrist to jerk yourself off.

"Did you hear about Kris? He got methed up and broke his wrist. Gave himself a good ole stranger danger before going to the hospital."

by VisitorQ87 September 29, 2022

Shrodingers hoe

If a chic adds you on snap but you don’t know what she looks like so for a point in time she is simultaneously the fittest chic and the clappedest hoe ever

Yo this chick added me on snap but I don’t know if she’s fit or clapped I guess you could call her shrodingers hoe

by Willytoucher December 5, 2022

shrodingers nose

During Covid times when you saw a white woman with a facemask and wondered what shape her nose is while she is wearing a facemask her nose is all possible variations of a caucasian nose until she takes it off and you see the actual shape of her nose

That white girl in the facemask has a shrodingers nose it's simultaneously a nice nose and not nice nose until she takes of her facemask

by jamfish December 9, 2022

strangerjayden

me lamo

me: im strangerjayden
you: i dont fucking care

by StranjerJayden December 17, 2022

Stranger-zoned

When you attempt to be anything more that a stranger and you are shot down.

I knew I was stranger-zoned the moment he said, I don't know if I'd refer to our relationship as friendship...

by 0ndre0 January 22, 2023

Stranger things

Stranger things is the best show like everything the actors ooo the actors... anyways every thing about the actors is absolutly amazing.. FINN WOLFHARD IS <3

stranger things is like the best show

by finnlover February 2, 2023

shrodinger's tits

When a woman wears a hoodie/sweater so big you cannot tell if her tits are small or huge.

Hey have you seen Abby's tits.
Nah I heard she got shrodinger's tits.
I wonder what size they are.

by TroubledTrout56 March 12, 2023