Shit Story

A unit of measurement used to describe the distance you fall when playing Toy Story 2 for the Nintendo 64.

"Wow, i just fell a shit story out of that tree when that toy hit me.

by Proffesor Badass June 29, 2010

Story Mark

Mental note of one's progress in a book's storyline, as opposed to page number.

Hahaha, what a story mark!

by Dr Manhatten was a little bich May 30, 2019

True story

Caption for a post you fully agree with

People need to learn to be kind to one another.

True story.

by Zaydensdad November 2, 2018

Eugene Story

When someone is telling a story, but it doesn't really have a plot, ending or punch line.

Don't let Ralph tell a story, it really never makes sense or has a cohesive ending. Kinda like a Eugene Story.

by Eugene story January 25, 2020

"If-A-Cop" Story

An "If-A-Cop" Story is one that you concoct when you're with a group of friends, doing something you're probably not supposed to, and you want everyone's stories to match up should you encounter some sort of law enforcement while out on your adventure/mission.

The best "If-A-Cop" stories are the simplest ones that answer these 3 questions:

~Where are you (all) going?

~Why are you going there?

and

~Where did you just come from?

The "If-A-Cop" story is ALWAYS discussed and shared with ALL members of the group BEFORE going anywhere and all members are also quizzed on the answers they will give should the "If-A-Cop" story actually be used because you've all been stopped by some sort of law enforcement personnel.

John, Mike and Mary are all walking to Tom's house to score some weed at 11 o'clock at night. Before they leave for Tom's:

John: Did we forget anything?

Mike: I don't think so...

Mary: Yeah we did! We need to come up with an "If-A-Cop" story!!! Ya know, in case the cops stop us...

John: Oh yeah! Good lookin' out!!!

by Kannudo September 6, 2010

fortnite story

the fortnite story is the single hardest thing to follow i've ever seen and the main reason people play the game

billy: stop playing fortnite its cringy and there's no reason too
joe: the zero point caused the big bang and created reality 0 which caught the attention of the imagined ord-
billy: shut up my brain hurts now

fortnite story so urban dictionary lets me post this

by Zordyn May 19, 2023

sec story

When you say you only have a second to tell a story and it takes up to 1-3 hours

Let me tell you about what Johnny did *3 hours later* yeah sure that was a sec story

by Krad ah ha ha October 17, 2019