Hit a stone

An alternative saying for "beat the meat" used when your dick is "rock" hard and needs to be hit till it busts

"Yesterday I woke up with a morning wood so I went for an early stone hitting to calm it down"

Me: I feel so down bro
Friend: just hit a stone you'll feel better

by AWiseNibba March 06, 2018

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Stone In the Surf

This is the term given to the people who dont continue the wave at a hockey game, concert etc.

Fortunately, the wave usually continues around them, but if there are a few in the same row, the wave may be destroyed.

"So me and Bob were at the game, and our friend Todd Peppers decided it would be funny to be a Stone In the Surf and consequently destroyed the wave we had going on"

by Not Todd Peppers March 01, 2009

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Stoned God

A god to surpass all gods. every child should be taught to worship the stoned god as everyone who follows the stoned god is blessed with the dankest of kush.

all hail stoned god

by LP97 April 24, 2018

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Joshua Stone

A very sexy man with lots of friends that want to fuck him. Joshua Stone is an experienced MILF hunter and is widely considered a sex lord. He has a massive black cock that he flexes to all his friends.

“Man Joshua Stone has a massive cock”
“I know right, I wanna fuck him so bad”

by Denbinator December 04, 2022

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