Squid

A squad, but the evolved version of it in all forms

There's no I in squad, but there's in squid... A lot of beautiful ones.

Ex. "We ran through the bar last night and the whole squid was there."

by BeaverBruiser May 10, 2016

squid

n. An individual who is god-like in agility and can accomplish feats of mobility like no one else.

"Yooooo FUCK that was insane, that man just vaulted over a six year old! That's a squid and a HALF."

by the.sqvid April 21, 2018

Squid

"Hello human" "hey, get down there"

"Stop skipping my voice lines"

"Have you ever asked yourself why you are here"

"And here comes the, boss battle dance off"
"you died to a fish"

"Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me Unmute me (repeat 2 more times)"

Squid keeps killing me and he is annoying me

by EHAS_Iris June 3, 2022

Squid

tha coolest god dam animol in ze fukkin werld. U ain nevah seen smt as cool as a muthafukkin squid (skwid)

Timmy: I want a pet squid!
Poppa: U ain gettin shit u ungrateful sack o shit. Ur not werthy of gettin the cooles muthaphukkin thing ain no one evah seen bitch. Sit yo ass down and eat some cereal u fukkin reetahrd.

by A kool nigga June 11, 2018

Squid Person

A person who looks like a squid and an enjoyer of BHism, they also smell horrible.

Squid person stop the BHism

by Sphinx chad!! June 22, 2023

Squid coke

The last coke or soda left in the unboxed plastic soda carriers. (With the other plastic outings left around the solo drink, the shape looks like a squid)

I just had the squid coke from the fridge. We need more.

by Saturnboi January 21, 2019

bearded squid

When your drunk buddy goes down to Naples, FL and picks up a 57 year old devorcee to her $1mm+ home and you throw up in her master bathroom and ruin the planned three sim and then just the eat her out the rest of the night.

Hey Andy took that GIILF back to Pelican Bay and gave her the bearded squid.

by toomuchfist May 5, 2018