teste squeeze

squezing of the testes extremely hard

i gave him a teste squeeze so hard he sweeld up like a he got finger banged

by pissballs94 June 11, 2009

Gamma Squeeze

A Gamma Squeeze is a stock moving higher because people who sold “out of the money”stock option Calls are caught by a rapidly increasing stock price very close to the time decay expiration of the Call that they sold.

Tesla shot passed $1000 a share on a gamma squeeze. People who is sold out of the money options were scrambling to cover them by buying shares.

by Trentism October 28, 2021

Strong squeeze

A stronger kind of squeeze applied to the exterior of a crisps packet, when you REALLY want someone to withdraw their hand out of it. Only works if packet belongs to you. Preceded by Gentle squeeze, and only used if it fails to achieve required effect.

Bing: (While making smalltalk) *Inserts hand into Bha's crisps packet*

Bha: (While listening or replying to smalltalk) *Performs Gentle squeeze)*

Bing: *Continues to fish for crisps in Bha's packet*

Bha: *Performs Strong squeeze*

Bing: *Withdraws hand*

by bha gilani September 30, 2009

Squeeze Lungs

noun.

- the process where one inhales too quick, that his lungs begin to constrict rather than expand, Therefore leaving that person wheezing and coughing for air.

"Be careful when you kill it. Don't hit it too fast and get squeeze lungs."

by #iMadeinstagram September 16, 2014

South Carolina Sinus Squeeze

The female equivalent of the North Carolina Nose Job. The act of inserting one’s nose into a female’s vagina, then having the female contract to suck snot out of a clogged nostril. In the southern region of the state, the labia is used as a makeshift tissue for added cleanliness.

Duuude Broo. Get ur girl to give you the South Carolina Sinus Squeeze. I can smell for the first time in like forever bro.

by Slimmy T July 7, 2025

Squeezing

To bust a nut.

She rubbed it just right I started squeezing

by Eat organic, avoid bioengineer November 12, 2023

squeeze king

A male who only sleeps with girls who have famously tight vaginas.

Frank, you're a goddamn squeeze king

by Travisty51 October 22, 2017