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squeeze

A girl of the day. Someone you are physically attracted to and is DTF. No emotional connection and nothing more then a Bang Bam thank you Ma'am. Never stay the night with a squeeze after you beat cakes.
Friend: what you up to tonight

You: About to smash the squeeze then im free.
by PapaSquat October 14, 2009
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squeeze

Let me hit that squeeze bro.
I smoked some fire squeeze last night.
by Goose Man April 23, 2008
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main squeeze

shwayze-corona and lime
baby, will you be my corona and lime?
and i will be your main squeeze

and if your brother dont like my style, we can take it to the street
we can take it to the street
by KirstieM August 22, 2008
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Squeeze the Cat

Having to go to the bathroom. Number 1 or 2. Stems from an urban legend about a cat that hit got by a car but didn’t die. Its intestines we so messed up that you had to squeeze it to make it go to the bathroom. Legend has it that the cat was found dead in its litter box from a ruptured blood vessel from trying to go on its own.
Dan had to make a pit stop on the way to his meeting, so he could Squeeze the Cat.
by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007
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Squeee

It is what women and human "males", who are not MEN, write on internet forums because they think it is a cute expression of being happy. These are the same people who write "sigh". They most likely all drive a Toyota Prius or a Smart Car. If these humans are in your office, it is considered customary to beat their legs with a rubber hose.
Oh hey, there is a new episode of Dancing With The Idiots on tonight! SQUEEE!
by Jackmaster Johnny February 19, 2014
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Squeezer

It is when ones face turns red and they start clamping their hands until the shit themselves.
Jesse was started a Squeezer and shit himself so we had to spray him with fabreze.
by happyjoe1 March 24, 2011
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Dick Squeezer

Someone who takes pleasure in squeezing dicks. They may be so infatuated with it, that it takes over their whole life. Whoever has a dick they wanna squeeze it.
Brian: "I don't know what it is, I can't stop grabbing dicks. Can I grab yours?"

Trever: "Fuck no, get away from my cock you Dick Squeezer!"
by Kezzezz February 28, 2008
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